|Eclectic fun and/or
Remember, anything goes!
(Everything on this page is family friendly.)
Just click on the link you want to see...
|In case you missed it on the home page, here's a running list of my favorite quotes. You can just about live by these!|
|Here are some amusing, tongue-in-cheek, scientific explanations for things we all experience but can't really explain. I'm a science teacher and even I'm convinced!|
|Do you say grace before a meal? Here are some funny ways to say grace.|
|A poem written on a particularly boring day at a job I used to have back in the 80's...boy am I glad I don't work there anymore!|
|Here is an amusing poem about losing something. I sure hope I never get this bad!|
|Use this pattern to make your own paper helicopter. Great for a science class lesson, youth activity or just something to keep bored kids busy for a while.|
|Some really challenging tongue twisters, good luck with these!|
|Think you're good at seek-and-find pictures? Then play a little game we like to call Find The Goat.|
|Here's a real-life "What's wrong with this picture?"|
|Bored kids? Check out the digital camera scavenger hunt activity.|
|Check out the humor on the Inspiration Corner page.|
|Check out my current winner of the title "Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen." (A real-life contest going on in my own mind.)|
|See some amazing, naturally-occurring images discovered in woodgrain. We call it the "Grainy Gallery." None of these are fake, even though it can be hard to believe that they weren't done on purpose!|
|Here is an audio clip of Miss Teen South Carolina proving that beauty and brains don't necessarily go together...oooyyy!|
had a very good friend in high school, Joe J. Thomas, who was
was a total nut job! Well, now he's all grown up, doing work
in advertising and is apparently still
a nut job! Check out these hilarious radio commercials Joe
did for one of my favorite restaurants, Friendly's. Joe did both the narration and the funny voices.
|Here is a very funny clip of Joe J. Thomas doing a bit about conserving gravity.|
|Here is an amusing story, in mp3 format, about applying for a passport. Clip taken from Mad Money Machine podcast. (By the way, if you're into investing, you've got to check out their podcasts.)|
|Learn what to do if you are attacked, assaulted or robbed. This is serious information (no humor here).|
|This MP3 file is a hilarious comedy routine about wisdom from the Old Folk's Home, presented by Ellie Lofaro. Clip taken from the Focus On The Family podcast. This is a really great podcast so please check it out.|
|A very funny bit in mp3 format from the guys at Car Talk about funny errors actually found on job resumes. Car Talk is a really great show and they have a free podcast. Even if you don't care about cars, the show is hilarious. Check it out!|
|If you hate dealing with those automated answering systems when you call a corporate phone number, I think you'll find this audio clip very amusing. Here also is the written transcript, but PLEASE listen to the audio version first. It's A LOT funnier.|
|Here is some of my twisted humor left over from the Easter holiday.|
|Esoteric Jokes. Here's a bunch of jokes that most people wouldn't even understand. Give it a try and see how many you get.|
This software is all virus free, adware free and malware free. I wrote it all myself and put it on my website for the sake of content.
of these programs will only run on computers that
run the .Net
newer computers can). You can always just try it and see.
The worst that has ever happened is that the program just
If your computer does not have the .Net
framework and you
what you're doing, you can always try installing it yourself with dot
There was also a Vista compatibility issue with the programs
created using GameMaker. I think I have the problem
I don't have Vista to test the programs on, so if you have
problems or success with running the programs on a Vista machine,
please let me
know. All programs are being made available
for personal, private use only and may not be bundled, sold
or altered in any way. All of this software is copyrighted
and all rights are reserved.
These programs are not set up to run from the server so must be downloaded by following these simple steps:
1. Right-click on the link for the program you want and select "Save Target" or "Save Link."
2. Where it says "Save in," select Desktop.
3. Click the "Save" button and wait for the file to be downloaded to your desktop.
4. Find the program on your desktop and double-click it to run the program.
If you do download and try out any of this software, PLEASE drop me a quick note just to let me know. It encourages me a lot!
My favorite joke of all time:A duck goes into a pharmacy and says "Give me some Chapstick and put it on my bill."
I first heard this on an episode of the old TV show "Night Court." That was a long time ago but, come on, admit it, it's still funny!
My favorite quotes of all time:
"I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday." -- Stephen Covey
"Never miss an opportunity to shut up." -- Will Rogers
"I am the Way, the Truth and the Life, no one gets to God but through Me." -- Jesus Christ
My favorite song of all time:
"Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring" -- Johann Sebastian Bach (Audio sample)
Not only is this my favorite song of all time, in my opinion it is also the most perfect piece of music ever written. Vivaldi's "Winter Largo" from his work "The Four Seasons" is a very close second. (Audio sample)